February 2012
Okay. Bed. Now.
The roses I've been drying? I bumped one of them...
You know.... I kind of miss Neopets.
barrowmans:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
issybird:
dirkgivesagoodanalbeating:
dirklaughingalonewithbruteshead:
sarahpiii:
inuboy06:
sassy-gay-otps:
sassu-gay-otps
fucking u
inubot05
me 2
sarahpiii
wellp
dirkkaufgubf=akibewutgveyresgead
HAHAHAHAHAH what the fuck is home row?
dirkgivesagoodanalbeatinfg
oh
issybird Dang I’m good.
agentsweet
boom.
Anonymous asked: Remember who you are...
reblog and add one word to this post, let's make a...
issybird:
sleepwalkerindreamersclothing:
martinoverpricedman:
wittiarty:
scarefaux:
descartes-and-thosecartes:
lesleaf:
heyitspj:
aqua-twin:
internetfeet:
miramoondarling:
emikurohana:
aimni:
imjustaninja:
red-velvet-vodka:
Once
There
was
a
potato
named
glados
ketchum
who
hit
on
Sherlock
under
his
Belt
with
I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...
– Barack Obama
(via loveyourchaos)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
A lot of children die of starvation every year in...
catchingeverdeen:
soyeahwhat:
So how many times has Effie drawn a name from the bowl and stood there expectantly until someone said the poor kid was already dead?
My poor heart
One of these days I will be able to make a circle...
tumblr a month ago: SOPA AND PIPA ARE GUNNA KILL THE INTERNET!!!
tumblr a week ago: THAT DAD PUNISHING HIS CHILD BY SHOOTING HER LAPTOP?!!? OH MY GOD KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER
tumblr two days ago: ASDFGHJKL I GOTTA FIND THE AIRPORT!!
tumblr today: LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT I AM A PROFESSIONAL IN BIRDOLOGY AND I KNOW CHOCOLATE KILLS CGI BIRDS!!!!